Undress does not kill neurons, the great lesson we learned in ‘The Strong House’
Tom, looking at a woman, made unpublished.(Photo: Telecinco)
I don't know what people read science books and people who spend their lives investigating things.TV is much more educational and you learn precepts that would have already wanted them to himself Avicena, Hippocrates and Dr. Cavadas.For example: if you teach the breast you do not stay taruga.
Or so Mari Cielo Pajares told us last night in the Fuerte Casa.Because of course, she has taught Teta more than floors a real estate and defends, with good criteria, that it does not leave you silly, or that posing naked was like hitting the head.
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And we go with the premiere summary.
Jorge Javier Vázquez had put on green hair.Blue.Green.Blue.No fucking idea of what color it was, but Miguel Bosé's mother looked like.
The kitchen of the camping is not that he was old, is that he enters there and give him the seven evils.The only thing that would cook there Chicote is a Molotov cocktail.In addition, camps.
"Television opinion," JVV said about the profession of collaborators.Yes, there is a box in the income statement that puts just that.And if you mark the draft, two lords of uniform appear and they take you.
"I still haven't rolled up with any contestant," JJV said.It will not be due to lack of nonsense and/or flirting.
Iván González was dedicated to taking every phrase or word of the presenter as an indirect towards him, because it is thought to be irresistible.And yes, it is irresistible, but more in the unbearable sense.
The contestants arrived at the contest where they competed (taking redundance) in an ancient float and between that and the circus tent looked like a horror movie.
Samira has apparently had moved with Tom and Sandra and they were from Morros.Apparently Tom and Samira were already known.Tom has rolled up with half Spain.If your aunt Aurelia, that of the 85 -year -old town goes to a reality.
"I invited you to go up because I wanted to show you my house," Tom said when he met and Samira.Of course, Tom is very much to teach the interiors.Those of his underpants.Tom is burned inside the pants.He has the plum as a cobra trying to get out of a wicker basket.
"You and I enroll," Samira told Tom.And Tom did what he knows best: to deny that he has rolled up with people.It is the Cervantes of denial.Tom he catches his tongue in a girl's mouth and tells you that he was exploring the molars.
“How am I going to roll up with Samira?I have more class, ”Tom told Sandra to deny the matter.First, Samira has nothing wrong and the one who has no class is Tom, that you put a dress to a goat and get it home.
Rebeca got off the float and the horses werepping.If you stay a little more to the League.Antonio Pavón did not know who he was, something Rebeca took very to chest.It's not a joke.
Cristini, who has an appetizer of the Italian restaurant bread, arrived as if he reached a catwalk, but no, that was a co -goat road in the middle of the field and was raining, so he was more out of place than a potato in a hardware store.
The first day, when everyone met, Pavón was unleashed.He likes silicone more than an old window and had his eyes that didn't give him to look at tits.Work accumulated
Tom wore a suit that seemed a punishment.When he bought it he reached the dependent and asked him as ugly he had.
Sonia Monroy arrived with her husband, who calls himself Yeidi, because he is called Juan Diego and the initials are JD and how he is Colombian and speaks Spanish, because he says it in English.It has the same sense as shit by doing the pine."In Asturias we would call you Juan Diego," said Lara Álvarez.In Asturias they would not call him.No way.
"In the process of teaching a tit I have never lost a neuron, they don't get lost," said Mari Cielo Pajares.The complicated and laborious process to teach a tit.There are NASA engineers who tried to teach a tit and did not go well for how complex it is.
Samira said that dirty and red men do not like.What a rare aunt, how attractive your good shitter is.In Tinder you put a suit and do not fuck, but you look out of smelling pork groin and do not turn.
Mahi wore platforms that were not shoes, they were scaffolding.With those soles you can step wash and have cold feet.He had also put on a confetti jacket that probably made a New Year's Eve stirring on the floor after eating the grapes.
Cristini had to help her lower the catwalk to prevent her head from opening, because she was dressed that a garden gnome has more mobility.Rebeca, directly, went down with his ass, because he wore heels that are only for flat and freshly floors.
It was Isa Pantoja and Asraf and they told her all the movement of her brother with her mother and JJV made a perfect summary of all the insults that Paquirrín has dedicated to Isabel Pantoja.And of course, he gave him a fat attack attack.
Can you believe Paco that I tell Manolo that his grandmother has been devoured by Mapaches and goes and dislikes?Well, it was the surprise that the organization of the strong house took when they told Chabelita that her brother had called her bad mother to her mother and began to cry.
You tell the girl that her brother and mother are one step away from the duel to a razor and oh, surprise, she is disgusted.Who would have thought?
"A applause for Isabel, who needs it," said Lara Álvarez, because everything happens with applause.A psychopath applauds and heals.
"We couldn't help telling you what was happening, but if it's your choice you can choose to stay oblivious to what happens outside," JJV said.Good hours green hair.
They made a game to match the contestants who did not enter with a couple.They had put them in a swimsuit and had to get into a pool to look for things with their eyes covered.
"We have even a float sword," Lara said.The typical sword that floats.If Exalibur had been the case, the first one would have been found.
Cristini threw himself into the pool ahead of time and then he was unable to get out of the water.The fact is that they had to throw themselves into the water with glasses with which they could not see and had to find some ingots in the background.
Rebeca and Mari Cielo Pajares almost host themselves by a rubber chicken.Seriously, I have seen more peaceful brawls than these two fighting for a doll."There are three gold bullion in the pool," he told them like Lara track.Gold from Cagó El Moro.
Albert, Antonio Pavón and Cristini took the n-or bulls.Cristini chose first and chose Rebeca as a contest.Albert chose Mari Cielo and thus Pavón had a couple from Samira.
"Always passion, never in-passion," said Rafa, Mahi's boyfriend, who thinks that an antonym is Antonio said with a polvorón in his mouth.
The fact is that the audience, that being a report and ethereal with more power than Zeus hooked in the light of a lamppost, decided that Mahi and Rafa had the luxury suite room.
"From the emotion I have I am getting on top of it," Mahi said, to which you have to give good news and a ten lady.
We saw that the first day Samira and Cristini had a anger because the second made a comment that Samira's ex wrote on Instagram, something Samira took bad and cried.
Samira quickly came out and behind her Cristini determined to forgive her."Look at me!" The Brazilian said, "Don't talk to me!" Samira replied as he fled.
Cristini when he wants you to forgive her, you forgive her.Cristini saw Marco looking for his mother and thought they loved him in a child and the monkey was forgiveness and not maternal hugs.
Already live there was a anger again."Feelings are not bought in the operating room," Samira told Cristini.Of course, they are bought in the Sentimentía.If you have money you can acquire them in the English feeling or in Massimo Sentutti.
"I sweat a foot," Samira ended up saying about the matter, because conflicts cause her plantar sweating.
"Someday I can marry and if not, I will stay to dress saints," said Samira, who believes that he lives in the nineteenth century and that if he does not get married he will have failed in his task as a woman, wife and mother.
And the night game arrived, to decide the rest of the residents.In an unprecedented media deployment, they had put a maze with straw alpacas and covered eyes, because in this program all games are made without seeing, they had to look for eggs while their partners indicated them by shrieking as strangulated cats.
The other contestants threw balloons full of green mucus.Cristini took a good chorreton on his face, which seemed to come from vomiting him Alien on a day of empacho.
Cristini in two tests in which he participated, in two tests in which he tried to cheat.Cristini does not skip the rules, she crosses them by stabbing them and taking her entrails.Chabelita told the eggs that Asraf had taken and her castorcillo's little hands cheated, grabbed the eggs with a stupid ease.
Tom faced Mari Cielo in looking for eggs.The problem is that they were eggs, because if they become tits they find them without problem, like a truffle pig.Mari Cielo was unable to find an egg bump.You put it in front of the balls of an elephant and think they are hung melons.
"We are going to have to practice more with the touch of the eggs," Lara Álvarez told Mari Cielo, who thinks what men have on the sides of the penis are Christmas balls lined with wrinkled leather.
Sonia Monroy had to lead her husband and screamed as a sergeant of the pissed off legion."Watch yourself, get off the pussy, Diego, pussy!".I am Diego and I take a ball to cry.He faced Samira, who went through the labyrinth like the one who walks through a underwear.
The fact is that Samira and Pavón;Sandra and Tom and Asraf and Chabelita made two rooms.By decision of the rest of the companions it was decided that Isa Pantoja and Asraf took the highest amount of the night: 4.000 euros.The disgust passed.
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